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un: banzi

[sunsethyena]

wanna know why don't people like working with vampire bats?

un: musclered

[faebysitting]

[ Now what is this all about, hm...? ]

Why might that be?

[sunsethyena]

'cause they're a pain in the neck!

[faebysitting]

[ ... okay that's actually hilarious. ]

Oh my.

Do you know what happens when you mix a hyena and a poodle?

[ Watch out Ruggie, he has jokes of his own, all terrible. ]

[sunsethyena]

what?

[ Other than stupid looking--- ]

[faebysitting]

You get a snickerdoodle!

[sunsethyena]

[ ... ok that made him snort. ]

what did the therapist tell the bat?

[faebysitting]

Hm, I don't know, what did they say?

[sunsethyena]

'hang in there'!

[faebysitting]

How do you come up with these?

[ A short pause, and then... ]

Oh, I have another one...
What is the funniest type of beastman in the world?

[sunsethyena]

a laughing hyena?

[ Is that his answer to one or both questions? ]

[faebysitting]

A good guess for sure. However...
It's the ha-ha-haremen!

[ They're both stupid. It's terminal. ]

[sunsethyena]

[ PFFT. That one was kind of lame, but ALL good jokes are lame. ]

why are bats good at fighting?

[faebysitting]

Why?

[sunsethyena]

they're trained in close com-bat

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[ If Lilia were not a proper man, he might have keysmashed at this one. ]

If you boil a funny bone, what do you get?

[sunsethyena]

i prefer dry humerus

[ Shi shi shi~ ]

what?

[faebysitting]

A laughing stock.

[ Hm, a thought-- ] I wonder if you'd get the same from a laughing hyena's bones.

[sunsethyena]

idk but i bet it'd taste funny

what's red and bad for your teeth?

[faebysitting]

[ He thinks on this one, trying to actually find an answer, before... ]

No clue, what?

[sunsethyena]

a brick.

[faebysitting]

Wait, who is trying to eat a brick?

[ That's-- that's not the only way it can be bad for your teeth. ]

[sunsethyena]

who said anything about eating it?

[faebysitting]

Well, when something is bad for your teeth, it is assumed you're eating it.

[ 3... 2... 1-- ]

Oh! I see! LOL [ He got it, then. ]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

[sunsethyena]

took ya longer than i thought it would. pretty good huh?

why?